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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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the jesus army (or some other happy clappy halfwits)
were running their annual plague through the streets of brummingham trying to find other like-minded simple-minded folks to join their bronze-age cult. A couple of the shiny-eyed manchildren approached me (I was in full stoodent hippy fuck garb - beard, flowing locks, sandals).
"Excuse me sir ... can we tell you about Our Saviour Jesus Christ?"
Pause. Look myself up and down. Raise Eyebrows.
"I am fucking Jesus Christ."
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 15:02, Reply)

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