Sausages and chav
Talking with friends today we were discussing my mate who was rumoured to have done the dirty with this 5th year girl. she had a little bit of a reputation, so naturally we poked fun at him.
Mate1-"we heard she said you were small but quick."
me- "Like a stoat"
Him- "at least I've done it"

I quickly followed up with "doing her is the equivalent of throwing a sausage down a corridor"
Stunned silence.

This next one requires a bit of explanation so bear with me.

In my town there are two schools. One for the Chavs, and one for the Civil folk. For entertainment the chavs freqeuntly heckle those who wear my school uniform.

Walking along my street, two of them noticed me behind them and slowed down so they could annoy me up close. Using the Chav's favourite "are you gay?" "Suck my dick fag" etc

I got fed up and turned to them, shouted at the top of my lungs "YES, YES I AM" and ran away.

Okay, maybe that wasn't the best comeback. But they havent bothered me since.

BTW, Redhotchiligal is the hotness rrrrrrr :D
(istoleapig, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 19:17, Reply)