Only a few minutes ago...
I was standing in the car-park, wondering why my infra-red thingy wasn't unlocking the car doors.

It took me faaaaaar to long to twig that the car in front of which I was standing wasn't mine - and wasn't even the same make. It was, however, more or less the same colour, and had the same number of wheels; so the error was forgivable, no?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 18:33, 7 replies)

Could have been worse.
You could have been at your own car with a dead battery in the remote and not think to use the key instead.
( Wanderer, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 18:40, closed)

at your own car with a dead battery in the remote and not think to use the key instead. born with no limbs
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 18:44, closed)

In which case, were he under the car we'd have to call him Jack.

( Wanderer, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:44, closed)

You massive dopper.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 19:58, closed)

It's beginning to look that way...

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:01, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:48, closed)

Um,
no. Not really.
(username failed moderation, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:04, closed)