A pearoast of the story of a friend's failed break-up attempt (hey, at least I was there when it happened)
Myself and some old school mates reunited for a lad's night out. After drinking copious hops and fermented fruit by-products until the wee hours, one of the gents - let's call him MRRRFRGLE because of reasons - attempted to dump his girlfriend.

In a loud bar. Late at night. While bladdered. Over the phone.

The same phone to which she'd been sending MRRRFRGLE pictures of herself, industrial-strength naked, to "show him what he's missing". I know this because he showed us all. And then he asked her to send more. Which she did. Which he also showed us. I would've stayed in, to be honest.

On the very same phone which, I found out afterwards, she was actually paying for on MRRRFRGLE'S behalf.

Which he used to dump her some hours later.

And the weirdest part? He FAILED. They did not part that night.

Somehow the fact he'd been receiving a steady slew of spank sundry before trying to dump her on the phone SHE WAS PAYING FOR wasn't quite enough for her to send him packing. They didn't split up until much later.

No comment on her length, I'm a gentleman.
( Iki I think my camel is dead., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:53, 4 replies)

These Star Wars stories are getting a bit laboured now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:03, closed)

Godammit
And I thought I was being so subtle too...
( Iki I think my camel is dead., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:51, closed)

POIDNH
please?
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:31, closed)

I got a chuckle from trying to pronounce that acronym
But no, I didn't get the pictures. Can't help but feel it would've been uncouth to ask.
( Iki I think my camel is dead., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:57, closed)

i like the word uncouth
i got told i was it when i explained what my latest entry in to viz's profannisaurus was...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:45, closed)