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Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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I dated a girl with the biggest boobs I've ever seen on a human.
Seriously, they were bigger than my head. I once put her bra on like a hat and had room to spare.

And that's my bra cup story.
(Shimrod, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:25, 32 replies)
Now get upset.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:36, closed)
Why?

(Shimrod, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:39, closed)
Because you will.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:42, closed)
Sorry, you must have me confused with someone else, someone with over 58K posts on /talk.

(Shimrod, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:56, closed)
There we go.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:48, closed)
Hmmm. You certainly have a strange idea about what being upset means, but whatever makes ya happy.

(Shimrod, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:59, closed)
Jesus christ stop being so upset

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:24, closed)
Terrible Amorous Badger parody.
1 point for effort
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:46, closed)

No. This is a parody.
(Shimrod, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:07, closed)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 18:27, closed)
Are you going to delete this thread in a girly strop too?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:23, closed)
Me? I didn't delete any threads. The one that got deleted was one started by AB. I have no control over that.

(Shimrod, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:26, closed)
Are you not the whining bell end who posted about doing a midnight runner and then deleted in a rare moment of self-awareness?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:06, closed)
ASHAMED OF THE ROWLAND PENETRATION.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:29, closed)
Ummm... no. This is the first thing I've posted in this QOTW. Again, you have me confused with someone else.

(Shimrod, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:03, closed)
So what are you all upset about then?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:47, closed)
That's a totally different poster.
They had a terribly macho name like BIG RED SCARY MAN. Or sutin.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 18:46, closed)
My apologies.
All the upset ones blur into one big snotty internet wretch.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 18:59, closed)
That said, this one WAS doing the classic QOTW thing of 'you must be trolling if you're calling someone out for their appalling behaviour'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:32, closed)
My sister is a Big Girl
When she was pregnant, even the maternity shop had to order her bras in specially... I think she was JJ.

Personally I prefer small ones. Can't think why...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:09, closed)
Because you're a woofter or a paedo.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:13, closed)
I think I'll, when wear a bra JollyJack is to account for about mine. Then he will know the lover.

(spanishfly 2, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:35, closed)
Are you the incoherent child abuse fantasist?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:38, closed)
I'll never child abuse art. Bullying of the artist has wrong, none hateful and integrity!!
in community deviantArt, you will tolerant and understanding.
(spanishfly 2, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:46, closed)
You're not the real moggy :(

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:50, closed)
In all actuality
I did once have a friend (not a girlfriend) who was an M or O cup, depending on the brand. Never saw them loose, thank God.
(Shimrod, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:05, closed)
Woofters and paedos
Woofters and paedos as far as the eye can see.
(Eukanuba, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 18:40, closed)
Hanson did a song about this

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 19:11, closed)
what sort of cunt rhymes bra with tray?

(alright alright, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 19:56, closed)
you couldn't mark it up :(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 19:58, closed)
One who can't be arsed to make up a sob story or put any real effort into a shit pun. Best I can be bothered with, I'm afraid.

(Shimrod, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 20:01, closed)
more than these pricks deserve to be honest

(alright alright, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 20:25, closed)

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