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Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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I used to own a DVD of an animated feature which told the touching story of an elderly gentleman's wish..
...to visit a place that he and his dead wife had always talked of travelling to. To do so, he attached fuckloads of balloons to his house and FLEW it to the jungle. Turns out the jungle was full of talking dogs and stuff.
Anyway, I quite liked it, but then, one day I accidentally trod on the disc and it snapped in two.

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(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:10, 7 replies)
the first 10-15 minutes of that film made me do a cry wank :'(

(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:18, closed)
You appalling nonce.
EDIT: Looks like my hotlinked image has been disabled by whichever site I was leeching it from; can everyone just imagine that there's a picture of Ellie Fredericks here, instead?
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:42, closed)
Nonce.

(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 18:02, closed)
Fair cop.

(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:23, closed)
Harry Potter is well shit innit

(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:59, closed)
This is why everybody hates you.

(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:42, closed)
OHHH NO IT ISN'T!
I liked the pun though.
(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:01, closed)

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