Nipples of a casual lover
Many years ago I was fortunate enough to be involved in a casual, no-strings friend-fuck situation for a good few months.

She had hair on her nipples.

You know like how men have those long spindly blacker-than-black thick hairs around their nipples? She had that too.



I'd like to tell you I was tonguing her nips and I caught one 'twixt my teeth. But I didn't, so I can't.
(Hernandez Fiendish probably won't be here until at least, say, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:39, 7 replies)

mmf
I made the same discovery about a girlfriend, in the dark, when first allowed access. I thought I had a hair in my mouth and tried to take it out, only to realise it was attached to her breast.
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:00, closed)

That's nothing compared to
my friend, once I accidentally saw down her top when she bent over. She had an actual muff round her nipples, like jammy dodgers with hair instead of biscuit.
(Second sign of madness, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:25, closed)

This brings back BAD memories (mammaries?)
As a callow youth I pursued a girl for a loooong time, largely because of her fucking enormous norks, yet slender figure. When she finally succumbed, I unleashed the puppies, marvelling at the exquisite beauty of them, she was 18yrs old, they were stretch-mark free and just perfect......

Apart from a couple of huge black bristles round her nipples. They were like those ones that Gina Davis clips from Jeff Goldblum's back in "The Fly". I was appalled, and 19 years later, still feel a shiver of disgust when I recall that day. It gave me the creeps, how could someone with such perfect alabaster-white funbags not do something about those fucking great walrus whiskers defiling their magnificence?

I did manage to do the deed, but went right off her after seeing that. Uuuuuu-rrggh.
(Rsoles, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:28, closed)

The ex-wife of an old acquaintance...
...had a similar problem. Keen to remedy it, she went to the chemist's and got some depilatory cream - if you've never used it, it's like Immac but you don't have to pull it off, it just sort of burns through the hairs. You're not supposed to leave it on for more than about 10 minutes. So it was a bit of a mistake, then, when she put it on, laid on her bed on her back to let it go to work, and fell asleep. For an hour and a half. Once the burning pain around her nipples had woken her up, she ran and scrubbed it off as best she could. Too late - apparently she had bull's-eye markings on her tits for the next three weeks. Every time my acquaintance saw them, he was reminded of the markings on a Spitfire and came over all patriotic. This isn't really the reaction you want when you get 'em out.
(Trauma, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:40, closed)

Oh, I don't know...
...surely standing to attention and saluting them would be a very desirable reaction?
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Wed 12 May 2010, 19:29, closed)