I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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I don¨t have kids yet......But I have got a nailgun.
As we know, history dictates that today's fashion will be dead and burried in 2 years or so.
We all know that some unimaginative tit will then bring it back from the dead as some sort of ridiculous revival.
Fate will have it that, come the youth of my potential children, the fashions of the late 20th and early 21st century will come around again. The low-slung jeans won't be the Actual jeans that were worn, The stupid sleeveless Adidas and Nike tops won't be the actual same ones either...
My utter hatred for low-slung trousers however will be the exact same unbridled contempt, and my nailgun will be from the correct era. If I have a daughter, and if she brings a 20th century fashion-victim underpants-exposing boy home, I'll fix his gangstah trousers for him with some genuine fucking 20th century nails in a genuine fucking 20th century nailgun.
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Yeah.. the combination of possibilities makes it all highly unlikely, but this is one of the potential futures that I'm happy to prepare for.
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:58,
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