Conspiracy Theories
What's your favourite one that you almost believe? And why? We're popping on our tinfoil hats and very much looking forward to your answers. (Thanks to Shezam for this suggestion.)
( , Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:47)
What's your favourite one that you almost believe? And why? We're popping on our tinfoil hats and very much looking forward to your answers. (Thanks to Shezam for this suggestion.)
( , Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:47)
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The fucking freemasons
Many moons ago I became involved with the freemasons. What was I thinking? Well I don't know what I was thinking but I knew very little about it except my uncle was supposedly "Big in the Masons" and he seemed to be pretty successful, rich and care free. I could do with some of that I thought and so got myself roped into the local lodge as the new candidate.
After a couple of years of prancing about and spending a ridiculous amount on various Weapons, Jewels, sashes, gowns and other costumes I pretty much had a handle on what the exactly the point of this secret society was.
But I wouldn't dream of telling any of you lot what it was - Oh no, I'd never do that. The very fabric of modern society might unwind before our very eyes if I were to ever do that.
EDIT: Look they are at it as we speak: messing about with the number of replies - you count them for yourself, what happened to all the missing ones?
They've got a finger in every pie I tell you !!
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( , Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:03, 5 replies)
Many moons ago I became involved with the freemasons. What was I thinking? Well I don't know what I was thinking but I knew very little about it except my uncle was supposedly "Big in the Masons" and he seemed to be pretty successful, rich and care free. I could do with some of that I thought and so got myself roped into the local lodge as the new candidate.
After a couple of years of prancing about and spending a ridiculous amount on various Weapons, Jewels, sashes, gowns and other costumes I pretty much had a handle on what the exactly the point of this secret society was.
But I wouldn't dream of telling any of you lot what it was - Oh no, I'd never do that. The very fabric of modern society might unwind before our very eyes if I were to ever do that.
EDIT: Look they are at it as we speak: messing about with the number of replies - you count them for yourself, what happened to all the missing ones?
They've got a finger in every pie I tell you !!
.
( , Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:03, 5 replies)
Basically, an excuse to get away from your womenfolk midweek, if my father-in-law is anything to go by.
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Nice double bluff.
lets see if we can get upto tripple figures on the replies to this one shall we?
( , Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:19, closed)
lets see if we can get upto tripple figures on the replies to this one shall we?
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a man at the Ladies Night my stepdad hosted looked down my dress and remarked 'you don't get many of those to the pound'.
classy bunch, the masons. i did get proper fucking drunk for free though.
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classy bunch, the masons. i did get proper fucking drunk for free though.
( , Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:32, closed)
I bet you're one of them Rose Croix fellows arn't you?
always messing about with numbers..
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always messing about with numbers..
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yup, joined them lot last year ;)
although the post/number thing has me stumped.
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although the post/number thing has me stumped.
( , Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:40, closed)
As far as I've been able to fathom
The point appears to be wearing weapons, jewels, sashes, and gowns while getting absolutely banjaxed on cheap booze.
Am I close?
( , Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:09, closed)
The point appears to be wearing weapons, jewels, sashes, and gowns while getting absolutely banjaxed on cheap booze.
Am I close?
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I can't tell you because it's a secret.
The whole fabric of society may unwind for all I know.
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The whole fabric of society may unwind for all I know.
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"Banjaxed".
I shall be using this at the next available opportunity.
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I shall be using this at the next available opportunity.
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the two members I know
if they are part of a conspiracy it would be a pretty laughable conspiracy. Think the Illuminati as run by Del and Rodney Trotter.
( , Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:40, closed)
if they are part of a conspiracy it would be a pretty laughable conspiracy. Think the Illuminati as run by Del and Rodney Trotter.
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