In the Children in Need 'Perfect Day cover version released a few years ago,
Michael Hutchence, pre-Asphyxiwank, sang the line 'You just keep me hanging on', whilst flailing his arms about as if either dying or orgasming furiously.

All we need now is for Suzanne Vega to be 'accidentally' mauled by tigers (feed animals in the zoo) and Either Tom Jones or M Peoples' Heather Small to be minced by a combined Harvester in a picnic related incident (You're going to reap just what you sow) and I think we'd have conclusive evidence that Lou Reed, Children in Need and the BBC are up to something very sinister indeed.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:36, 2 replies)

except that was evan dando..
of the lemonheads
(mrbridger2010, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:48, closed)

^ this
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 5:26, closed)