I firmly believe that
all conspiracy theories - we didn't go to the moon, 11/9 was an inside job etc etc - are created by THEM in order to quickly identify those of the population who have a working brain. Anybody who believes this shit can safely be ignored; they are no threat to the status quo.

But those of us here on B3ta who are laughing and pointing at the Conspiracy Nuts are actually identifying ourselves as dangerously intelligent. Don't blame me if you wake up with a government ninja inserting a black helicopter up your arse one night...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:50, 3 replies)

Given your love of lunar modelling,
I wouldn't be surprised to learn that you were involved in faking the moon landings.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:46, closed)

I would have done a better job
hur hur

Seriously, you could be standing in Mare Tranquillitatis, repeatedly banging a Moon Hoaxer's head on the side of the Apollo LM descent stage and shoving Aldrin's discarded glove up their chocolate starfish, and they'd STILL deny that anyone went there.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:51, closed)

This^^^^
We had some knobhead on a football forum who subscribes to every fucking conspiracy theory going, pulls all the YT shite and every bit of bollocks that he can dig up. One of his main reasons for the Moon landings not happening was that the Lunar Module 'Wasn't pointy enough' like a normal rocket. He is also amazed that they had just enough fuel to get to the Moon (Apollo 11). I've tried to explain how the whole system worked, the Saturn V, staging, the Command Module and that the LEM had it's own fuel, he won't accept any of it.

He also says that there were no aircraft involved in 9/11, even though I told him that a friend of mine saw the second plane going in. No he didn't, according to fuckwit, he only thought he did.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 23:29, closed)