Don't tell your kids.
There is a big fat beardy who breaks into your house once a year to leave your children "presents", but only if they've been "good".
Apparently the "being good" is arbitrary as long as they go and visit an analogue of him & sit on his lap and tell him they've been good. No wonder we have such a litigious society.

There is a furry who dresses up as a rabbit who also breaks into your place and tries to give your kids sweets from a stranger.
Sometimes the sick bastard even makes the poor, innocent little munchkins hunt around for them!

Supposedly both of these mother-fuckers subvert the Christian celebrations of Jesus Christ's birth and then death. & they both try and do these things to your kids while they lie there supposedly safe & asleep in their own beds.

There is also a "Magic Happens" type trannie who invades your child's bedroom area, steals a tooth they have recently lost and then leaves them money as tho they were cheap whores.
I'm pretty sure the tooth is ground down for its enamel to use in dentist's sink coverings and also used to add to a DNA database of "Tooth Losers".

My daughter loves hair-shirt Sunday. & don't you forget it English!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 3 Dec 2011, 4:01, Reply)