A few weeks ago in my eating disorder class,
we had to do a group lunch (yes, to learn how to order healthy food). I turned around to the token bulimic among us and asked if she wanted a doggy bag for her leftovers or a sick bag.

Almost got thrown out of the class for that one.
(nolongernuts, Sun 15 May 2011, 16:36, 43 replies)

I hope you offered to send her some bumhole pictures or mortgage payments by way of apology.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 May 2011, 16:48, closed)

Can you come up with something more original, please?
You're beginning to sound like a broken record.
(nolongernuts, Sun 15 May 2011, 16:49, closed)

Ah now, it could have been worse.
You could have thrown her cat out of the window as well.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 May 2011, 16:56, closed)

bumhole/mortgage/bumhole/mortgage

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 16 May 2011, 7:34, closed)

So you've got an eating disorder and you're making fun of someone else with an eating disorder? Is that what's happening here?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 15 May 2011, 18:10, closed)

It sounds like you're fat. You're fat, aren't you?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 15 May 2011, 18:13, closed)

No, I'm anorexic

(nolongernuts, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:34, closed)

In your dreams.
Fat fucker.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 15 May 2011, 23:02, closed)

The two aren't mutually exclusive.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:25, closed)

Ever time they look in the mirror, they see a fat person staring back?
Yeah, I see your point
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:20, closed)

Actually, I'm trying to get fat
I want to be as fat as you
(nolongernuts, Mon 16 May 2011, 1:35, closed)

It seems like her eating disorder is that she doesn't eat and your eating disorder is that you can't stop eating. Am I right about this?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 15 May 2011, 18:14, closed)

Are you just upset at her for being thinner than you?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 15 May 2011, 18:14, closed)

They never taught that in my school :(((

( broadsword w⚓, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:25, closed)

Is this the same bulimic lass who was abused by her satan-worshipping parents?
Also, 'being a fat fuck' isn't an eating disorder, you're just a fat fuck.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:28, closed)

Fat? Sure.
127lbs is really fat for a 5'9 person
(nolongernuts, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:35, closed)

Why do you have to take a class on how to put pies down?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:29, closed)

Obviously this is completely true in the first place.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:29, closed)

Went out with a bird once
breath stank
she said it was down to an eating disorder
turned out she meant she was eating this ordure

still had a bit of maggot poking out from the gap in her front teeth

naturally I fucked her anyway

this is untrue oh god won't someone stop me telling these damn lies
( broadsword w⚓, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:37, closed)

I like breasts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:49, closed)

oh wow i like breasts too breasts are well good :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

( broadsword w⚓, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:54, closed)

You are a mong

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:05, closed)

lol

( zulu eh?, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:08, closed)

I never realised there was a pecking order within the eatard community

( Richard Shitheels, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:58, closed)

eatards!
I'm laughing OL.
(SlantedScience, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:31, closed)

I like this word.
*steals it*
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:15, closed)

Jimmy Carr's career has really tanked if
he's now trying to get laughs on b3ta.
(SlantedScience, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:31, closed)

Dear me,
Even for a bare-faced lie this is astoundingly ignorant.

Everyone who has read or contributed to this thread is stupider as a result of having read your post.
( WormuIus, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:03, closed)

You make me
sick
( WormuIus, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:04, closed)

So you're stupider
for having read and contributed to this post. Mong.
(nolongernuts, Mon 16 May 2011, 1:37, closed)

That's exactly how I feel.
It's like your retardation is contagious.
( WormuIus, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:41, closed)

Stop reading and contributing then.
Duh.....
(nolongernuts, Tue 17 May 2011, 5:52, closed)

No lectures this alvo?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:26, closed)

Fucking hell, guys

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:48, closed)

Cheer up grumpy tits, might never happen !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:35, closed)

Fucking hell, you just wrote a literate sentence.
With no spelling mistakes. Fuck off back to OT, you autistic spaz. Or did you finally go back to primary school to learn how to spell?
(nolongernuts, Tue 17 May 2011, 5:58, closed)

Your attention seeking neediness
seems to overlap into all spheres of your life.

Pie?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:24, closed)

Which school did you go to to learn how to be a beakering shitcunt?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:32, closed)

The School Of Hard Knocks, doncha know.
That's how she teaches her cats too!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:42, closed)

Gotta go bbz just heard the window smash!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:45, closed)

Maybe she got tired of hearing about ceiling cat, and decided to make window cat?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:47, closed)

and random blokes at sporting events
don't forget them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:56, closed)

ROGERTHESTARFISH SMASH!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:02, closed)