Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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hey y'allfor dilligent attendance at my place of employment for three straight months (after being threatened with the sack for missing two days in eight months, cuntz) I won . . . I won . . . roll the fuckin drums bernie . . . I won a piece of digital shit that holds your sim card details , , handed to me the monday after I lost the shaggin mobile phone whilst boozing, and a zip up blanket for the back of my car that might wrap a small cat or dog should I run one over and be in a saint franciscan mood . . . . the lousy swine.
your stories of woe and joy are the biz ! big up yerselves . . .
(, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 14:48, Reply)
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