Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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Goddam crap...My brother and I were entered by my sister and mother in a junior school fancy dress competition, in a attack of cunning strategy, they spotted that only 1 group had entered the "Group fancy dress" - so I wore a large cardboard dart board, and they slid my sleeker younger brother into a large binbag wrapped cardboard box, stuck dots on him and called him a domino! We went as Pub Games...we came second...
We won.... 1 Biro on a string so you could wear it around your neck....how the fucksocks do you split something like that?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 11:41, Reply)
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