Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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Rod Hull and EmuI once won a lunch with Cecil Parkinson! Great stuff, so after a few swift ones he met me in a restaurant in soho. My first question:
"I bet you were really nashed off when that emu attacked you"
His Reply
"I'm sorry son, i think you are mistaking me for Michael Parkinson the chat show host"
...oh yes!
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 12:18, Reply)
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