Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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GirlfriendWith a girl I was "seeing" as we fumbled about on my bed.
She said something about her being a rubbish kisser or something, I don't remember
Me: "Now stop that." I said gently.
Gf: "But it's so hard."
Me: I nod towards my bulging pants and say, "That's your fault!"
What the hell was I thinking? Why? Why would I say something that cringe-worthy?!
I am a moron.
Luckily for me she didn't think I was a freak and laughed.... and stayed the night. ;-P
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 19:51, 2 replies)
lolthat's slick.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:13, closed)
Teh ladiessecretly like that kind of stuff. I do anyway! Make me laugh n a vaguely sexual situation and the rest is easy-peasy!
That's why my hubby is my hubby, cos our sexlife alternates around usual breathy sexy noises and laughing hysterically!
Go you
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:23, closed)
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