Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Sunday LunchThere I was, round my then boyfriends house for Sunday lunch a good few years back with much of his family. Aunts, uncles, nan, various tots, his parents, brothers and sister in laws, all sitting at the table/surround area all digging into the food.
Not listening much to the conversation, just eating and suddenly his dad comes out with 'you two and that bloody sofa bed EEEEK EEEEKK EEEEK(he proceeded to make a very good impression of said rickety creaky sofa bed being used in the throes of teenage passion).
Oh the mortification. I was only 17 and extremely shy. I was so mortified in fact I didn't even react. Did not blush. Did not say anything, just carried on eating as my brain could not accept what had just happened. Even today I cringe at the thought.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:42, Reply)
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