Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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On a night in Swansea a while back...I bumped into an old friend of mine I hadn't seen for at least a couple of years, and much reminiscing ensued, as it often does when you're pissed.
Conversation turned to other mutual old friends (or indeed acquaintances), and what they were up to these days, and I remembered J. The last time I'd seen J he was out of his tree on coke at the age of 15.
I half-jokingly asked: "How's J then? Killed himself yet?"
The reply, of course, was "Yes, he overdosed on heroin six months ago."
Never mind mouth, could've tickled my fucking alveoli with my own toes.
First post, be gentle...
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