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Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."

Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...

(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I'll just get my coat
A few months ago I was round at a friends house having a BBQ. It was your pretty typical BBQ amongst friends, with sizzling sausages, burnt burgers and plenty of booze.
The evening was merry, and all was good.
Until one of the guys asked if there was any paracetamol as he had a head ache.
"But you've been drinking, you shouldnt take paracetomal right?" I said.
Everyone was saying "No its fine"
"Yeah but thats how people polish themselves off dont they? Drink loads of booze... and... take... paracetomal"
I slowed down as I was saying it, but I couldnt stop saying it. I couldnt change what I was saying. Oh god what had I done?

The room fell silent, and I looked over to the poor woman whos husband had killed himself just 6 months prior. I could see the physical impact in her. Ooops.

Oh crap! A Mass panic starts in my head, do I emphasize the fact I just fucked up? Start appologising? Or do I just quickly change the subject? Oh god what to change the subject to? Mind is blank. Or.. lets just make out its not such a big deal after all! Yes that'll do it!

"Tho personally I think thats quite a nasty way of doing it. Apparantly it can be really painful. The best way is the leaving your car running in a garage. You just fall asleep hehehehehehe"

Yeah, I'll just get my coat.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 8:04, Reply)

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