Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Wank Wank WankAbout a year ago whilst coming out of the shower i suddenly felt rather horny.
So i sat bollock naked and dripping wet (mostly from the shower + some sweat) tugging away.
After a good 15 mins of flicking through different porno's i blurted out my mini children.
Then with my tired post-cum face looked up to see the blinds were fully open, with it being the middle of the day, and a large group of neighbours in the block of flats opposite staring at me in (i would like to say pleasure) utter disgist.
That would have been manageable if not for the fact i had to see then every fuckin day on the way to work
I have never cirnged so much in my entire life.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:49, Reply)
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