Leela of the Servateem
I am surprised that no one has mentioned Dr. Who's companion Leela (Louise Jameson). I know here in the States, she was quite popular with us high school boys of the Dungeons & Dragons/computer geek set.

It was those skimpy leather costumes and the attitude both. Must have started my penchant for older, stronger, brunette women during college.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 18:30, Reply)

Despite
being a 16 year old straight male, Robert Plant awakens the bummer within my loins (hoho). It's his damn torso that does it.

That and the gyrating and the tiny jackets and that voice of his.

Robert Plant is sexy. No doubt.
(Viscous Fridge Magnet Used To Be A Cha-Cha, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 16:04, Reply)

molly ringwald
specifically in 'the breakfast club'

despite being a ginger, she was HOT
(was dissapointed years later, to find that the crotch shot wasn't actually her)
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 14:32, Reply)

Marie Osmonds knickers.....
I had a crush on Marie Osmond, after i saw her knickers on tv in the 70s. My family have mercilessly taken the piss ever since.

....also had a thing about the cartoon girl in "Battle of the Planets" It was also a knicker-flash thing.
(Wigglepuppy, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 13:41, Reply)

Not me, but my satisfyingly EX mother in law
fancied lots of male movie and TV stars over the years, all of whom, without exception, turend out to be gay.

Rock Hudson? Yup. Richard Chamberlain? Check. Certain male singers whose sexuality it is actionable to question? Absolutely.

The list is long - every closeted gay bloke whom the camera ever loved.
Every time we heard her say, ooh, I like 'im! we KNEW.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 13:02, Reply)

Well....
Any friend someone else is dating. I don't care if they are making eyes at me up until the point someone else is there.

The Andraia from Reboot. There was just something about her green hair, skin tight pants, and green fingernails that got me.

I currently have a crush on a girl in my dance class. Which is okay in general, the short-shorts and bouncing and what not, but it's also her strong catholic background. A very, "I know about the world, but won't have any part of the stuff" aura around her. I guess I just want to be a corrupting force. It is also inappropriate because I'm always afraid I'll get the horn in class around the littler 'uns.


Oh, and Sean Connery. It's not a sexual thing, it's the sound of his voice that just melts my heart.
(The If has remembered this site., Sun 1 Oct 2006, 12:51, Reply)

Stephanie from LazyTown
From Wikipedia:

Julianna Rose Mauriello (born May 26, 1991) is an American actress. She stars in LazyTown and has appeared in various Broadway musicals.

One way ticket, the lot of you!
(rogerzilla, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 12:12, Reply)

I just remembered another
Honor Blackman from TV's "The Upper Hand".
Hmm, maybe that's not actually inappropriate but she's still HOT, and is 79. Woof.
(lord nose, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 11:57, Reply)

Break-out
The missus admitted to me, the other night, that she has a borderline-unhealthy obsession with the paedophile T-Bag, from Prison Break.

Trouble is, I see what she means.

Coo-ee, sailor.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 11:27, Reply)

I likes this QOTW...
Right... confession time. I had a massive crush on my first GF's sister (I 17, she 15) and frankly, looking back, christ knows why I didn't drop my neurotic cow of a high-maintenance nightmare and try it on with the super sis. Caryn, should you happen to be reading this, every time you gave me one of your infrequent and inept handjobs I was thinking of Megan all the time...

On the borderline paedophilia front (just to join in the prevailing theme of many of the posts - B3ta, I love you, you community of rampant weirdos):
1. Stephanie from LazyTown - I am a pervert pirate
2. Whoever said the Petit Filou girl in about 10 years time - it's wrong, but you're very very right
3. Emma Watson fans - think you've got problems? I actually checked the other day whether Bonnie Wright (Ginnie from the HP films) has a legality countdown anywhere...

Me? Happily married balding old git. I'm off to kill myself now before the police arrive.
(testmeuk, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 9:39, Reply)

...
I had an English teacher in yr 11 who i was obsessed with - I used to hand in all my work late so He would have to keep me behind and try and get angry with me which was really sexy, doing this I saccraficed my A's for D's. I even took an extra english class in yr 12 so i could perve on him some more. He was gay which made it more inappropriate especially when I made sure he knew by flirting outragiously and commenting on his gay shirts.

I currently have a crush on all my male tutors and lecturers at uni, Vince Noir from The Mighty Boosh and Danny John Jules .. mostly in the role of Cat from Red Dwarf mmm sex with six nipples ;)
(SPoRk, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 8:30, Reply)

I also like Peter Jones
from Dragon's Den. Especially since he let slip that he was 6'7". Woof.

And Theo Paphitis as well.

Must be something to do with the suits.
(antenna, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 8:16, Reply)

I fell....
For a teacher from art college.

I ended up pretty much living at her house for 4/5 months...

It was great, well, until she got broody.

Sorry about the lack of length, the high pitched squealing, oh so pained whimpering and full on boasty-ness.
(blackfacedfightinggibbon, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 6:52, Reply)

*sigh gess this makes me a peado
Me 23, He 15, gah I know souldn't even be contemplating it! My freinds keeps making police siren noises at me. There is just something about skinny tall akward young guys that makes me want to keep them as love pets. (oh and im a lady by the way incase you were thinking something horrid)
(rattus, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 6:37, Reply)

Off the cliff, as it were...
I had a female acquaintance who seemed to be of the "mitosis rather than sex" variety, a displaced Victorian. She invited myself and my better half to her house one day, wanting our opinion on Cliff Richard's musical "Heathcliff". Being Bronte affacionados, we accepted... After all, how bad could it be? Don't answer that.

After showing us about 60 pictures from the special trip to England and Bronteland for the opening night of the show, she showed us her bedroom (she was 34 years old at the time).

Every, and I mean EVERY square centimetre of space was covered by posters, photos, calendars and LP covers of Cliff Richard. Even the ceiling! To top it all off, there was a 1/2 life-size cutout by the bed - she made it herself by tiling posters, or some such. It was like being enclosed in a suitcase upholstered with Cliff Richards photos.

When I commented, weakly, that she "must find him pretty hot, then" she replied that there was nothing sexual about it and that she admired his warm personality and musical skills.

Scarred me for life.
(pitt bull badger ...., Sun 1 Oct 2006, 4:51, Reply)

I used to watch The Word for
Katie Puckrik
(rvdammit, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 2:18, Reply)

Oedipus Complex
Probably been seen before on here loads but deffo worth a mention...

www.bbc.co.uk/dna/filmnetwork/A7490685

EDIT: It's a video
(aroe_m0rre, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 1:38, Reply)

My turn
Chris Barrie (but only as the gittish Rimmer from Red Dwarf)
Data from Star Trek TNG
Richard E Grant...(phwoar Scarlet Pimpernel)
I am still a teenager until Tuesday.

One that's really inapropriate, when I was about 10 and "blooming" as mother called it, I developed a crush on the purple-haired, cross-dressing failure, James from Pokemon's Team Rocket.
(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 0:30, Reply)

If I were a woman
I'd think Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall was hot.

Alas, I'm not so I'm doomed to remember the dream I had as a young 6 year old. The female from Chip n' Dale was going out with me but having an affair with Doctor Robotnik from Sonic.
So when she couldn't decide who to go with I'd self harm so she'd get my attention!

I was 6!
( Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 23:54, Reply)

Oh dear
Both when I was very young, but:

Stephen Fry and Kenneth Williams. WHY?!?

Actually, my fiance now looks a little little bit like Mr Fry...but he's not gay, luckily for me
( Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 22:37, Reply)

To be honest

I only bought a computer in the hope of that foxy lady who was in Weird Science popping out my laptop, I mean she seemed to love geeky nerd boys so I thought I'd be her perfect date.

I tell you, next time I'm just buying an inflatable doll and an ashtray for afterwards.
(Lt Columbo, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 22:27, Reply)

Ally Sheedy
In "WarGames", wearing sweaty gym kit. And any bloke who doesn't agree is batting for the other side, I'm sorry.

Actually, there's nothing inappropriate about Ally Sheedy, so:

Ian Ogilvy in "The Saint", and I'm the least gay person I know. Now I'm worried.
(rogerzilla, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 21:24, Reply)

Dirty, dirty Tim Curry
Even in a dodgy Tom Cruise film from the 80's with crap unicorns, even as a tranny in Rocky Horror. Its that bloody voice - just the sound of him talking does funny things to my lady bits.

But you want inappropriate dont you?

Angelian Jolie? Willow in Buffy? Oh shit - does that mean I'm AC/DC? Can anyone confirm if this is normal behaviour?
(cupid stunt, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 21:20, Reply)

Oh my god, so unfair
I thought my pervy lust for under-5's TV presenters was a niche perversion. Now I find I'm normal. Well, as normal as you freaks, anyway...
( af632 now has an alibi for, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 21:13, Reply)

Sarah-Jane Honeywell
Sarah Jane from Tikabilla on CBBees - I bet she's a right dirty minx !

It gets better; her first job was as a CONTORTIONIST!!!
(rogerzilla, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 21:11, Reply)

Well....
The list would probably crash the server if i put it all on here.
(The lord Boo., Sat 30 Sep 2006, 21:09, Reply)

Have just remembered
A close friend at school had an unhealthy, obsessive crush on Keith Floyd. She even managed to get the local bookshop to save a life-size cardboard cut-out of him that had been in their window to promote his latest book. It stayed in pride of place in her bedroom for years after and was suspiciously worn around the mouth.
(Innogen, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 20:59, Reply)

another cartoon character
This may sound really strange... there was a cartoon series years ago called Robotech, that was an assemblage of 3 separate Manga series, given a new story arc and a not-too-bad dubbing job.

In the first series there was a character named Lisa Hayes (a.k.a. Misa Hiyase), the daughter of an admiral, dedicated to her air force job, who eventually became first officer on the spaceship that the story revolved around. Because she was such a professional character, she was pretty stuck-up at first and had real trouble with her love life. Maybe it was my 14-y.o. soul that needed a boost, but when she showed signs of thawing it was quite affecting. She was certainly more interesting than any of the girls I knew in school, who would not even talk to a kid who wore glasses.

Anyone who knows the series might remember "Minmei", the Chinese "idol singer" who had half the guys following her around, doing stupid things to impress her... spoilt little cow, couldn't stand her, but she got what she deserved, in the end, when fame wasn't all it was cracked up to be. No, instead I can give Lisa credit for my adult predilction for tall redheads in uniform..!
( bnt what, me worry?, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 20:48, Reply)

Anyone Seen Space Jam?
that girl rabbit (lola?)

'nuff said
(slurry apologises, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 20:41, Reply)