My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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Ooh dearWhen I was about 15, I went on a date to the cinema with a girl who I'd just started seeing. During the film I had my arm around her, and then she motioned to me that she'd be up for some, erm, 'finger action', as t'were. However, being the big yutz that I am, I didn't use my one free hand, instead I tried reaching around and down. Needless to say, unless I somehow transformed into Inspector Gadget at that point, it wasn't going to work. Then the lights went up. Bugger.
However, that's not the end of it. I tried explaining to my mate, who failed to comprehend what I was trying to do with my crazy arm movements (understandably), so I drew a rather vivid diagram for him. I think the words "minge base" may have been involved.
This diagram then got passed on to someone else in my year who was a bit of a wrong 'un, who then passed it on to someone else, whose sister just happened to be in the same class at school as the girl involved. Shite. The ear-bashing I got the next day was the stuff of legend.
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