My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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The dreaded zipperI'm sure this one has happened to a few people...
It's happened to me twice!
Been in a nice pub/ bar date is going really well, having a good chat etc etc get a bit half cut on booze then you need to go for a piss...
1) knob gets caught awkwardly in zipper on exit
2)proceed to accidently piss on front of trousers
3)Have decided to wear khaki trousers = piss shows up like a map of Africa on the front of trousers
4)Spend the next 10 - 15 minutes pointing hand dryer at trousers whilst standing on tip toes and wafting front of trousers trying to dry off the highly noticable piss stain.
5)Go back and have that unbearable paranoid feeling for the entire evening that she can smell piss whenever she comes within 1 metre of you...
(, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 16:25, Reply)
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