My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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Thought I'd be smart........ and took her to a Cantoneese restaurant in Leeds City Centre. Ordered noodles myself, attempting to impress her by eating with chopsticks and talking about my time in Hong Kong.
It appeared to be working until I dipped into her seafood soup, pulled out some Calamari and fully choked on it. I mean 5 minutes of coughing and gasping for air, eyes watering, dribbling and assistance needed from fellow diners and waiting staff.
Looked like a right tool- luckily she seemed quite taken by this and we ended up going out. I sacked her because I thought I was a bit of a ladies man. I wasn't, and when I stumbled upon her on a recent business trip down south, she was looking awesome. Bollocks.
(, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 17:32, Reply)
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