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Never read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.

So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?

(, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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Salaries
Back in the late 80's I was working for a broker in the City. Their computer dept were rubbish and I saw them at their terminals logging into other users terminals to sort out problems.
Ah, I thought. I can use this. It started quite innocently where I would change the directory to the root and log into my girlfriends Spreadsheet program(she obviously worked at the same Company) and leave her saucy messages.

This went on for a few weeks, until I discovered that I could log into anyones spreadsheets. Remember that this is before e.mail!!!

After cruising through general tat on the accounts users spreadsheets, I hit upon the Financial Directors files - yawn, yawn, yawn, hang on what's that? 'Salaries'?? Get in there. Yep, he had everyones salary and proposed pay increase.

Information is Power, so with this little secret tucked up my sleave I chose to tell one of my mates what his payrise was and I was getting more. He didn't believe me until he got his review then promptly grassed me up. Tosser.

I got a bollocking, but IT were dragged over the coals and given a huge dressing down about lack of security protocols etc.

Thing was I still knew everyones salary for the next year! They tried deleting my memory with copious amounts of alcohol but I kept a print out at home! Ha Ha.

Made plenty of people .....
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 8:51, Reply)

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