Caught out by my own 1337|\|355.
After a messy breakup (that has only just ended- I think we'd been breaking up for longer than we'd been together) I was informed by a friend that my ex was seeing somebody.

Being a little heartbroken and temporarily insane, and also knowing most of her passwords, I decided to read her Livejournal...

I read it a few times, the dirty bint had been seeing my former flatmate- who, incidently, had been the catalyst for the trauma in the first place- and I decided that I was going to stop talking to her.

So I told her this one night when she called me up. She seemed quite upset that she was 'losing me as a friend'. I made up some balls about how I'd never get over her if we kept talking regularly, she consented, I put down the phone feeling a little better that she was out of my life.

She got suspicious. I didn't realise that Livejournal logs every login in intimate detail.

She messaged me with the exact content of a browser header (the information your browser sends out every time you visit a page) which cited a login from a PowerPC computer running Firefox from Linux.

"Urm... it's a fair cop."
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:51, Reply)