It's not me, it's the drugs talkingThey make you do stupid stuff and say stupid stuff. Drugs ROCK! Old-time B3ta person Fraser says, "I remember turning to a flatmate once, after getting stoned and sitting through an episode of Casualty, and proclaiming "Wow! Those actors are *so* talented!". And really meaning it."
What do you regret doing under the influence?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:19)
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Pete SickymanNow as I said in an earlier post, my group of friends are classed in two groups. Pissheads and Stoners.
Sat in a garden several years ago, during a brilliant summer party. Things are winding down and its around 3am. The stoners were stoned, the pissheads were pissed. All was calm and chilled.
Iain, our trusty 'never had a good trip on anything' friend has pulled a whitey. I think he went beyond that, he had gone gray, then green at this point.
Now I am incredibly drunk at the point when Iain opens his eyes. He just stares at me and starts chanting something at me. Feeling a little freaked out by the insane look in his bloodshot eyes I slowly make my way to the back gate (fnar) down the entry (tehehe).
Dave senses the bad vibes coming from iain and headsto the exit as well. The gates locked, as we turn to go and get a key, we find ourselves trapped. Iain is marching towards us like a zombie, projectile vomiting all over the show. Moaning as he takes every step. I'll admit, I feared for my life. We began to kick a couple of the bins towards him to slow him down, going as far to hitting im (with great force I might add) with garden canes.
He's wailing, neighbours lights are flicking on as he moans and begins to screech 'PETE SICKYMAN, PETEEE SICKYMAAAAAAAAAN'. Who Pete Sickyman is, I don't know. Maybe the less successful and rather ill brother of pete waterman. As we were frantically trying to open the gate he was screaming 'PUSHY PULL MAN, PUSHY PULL'.
In the end we made our escape by climbing over the 8ft gate, or falling over it. All we could here was depleted moans, sounding almost disapointed inbetween vomiting 'mmmmmmm aaa pete sickBARF, chunder man ooooooo'.
You will be glad to hear that friends reported he was fine after we made our escape. He just pissed all over his kitchen. Then made toast with piss allover his hands. Then threatened people who wouldn't eat his piss covered toast. And woke several people up by sitting cross legged infront of them, stroking a cat like a bond vilan and chanting curses at them.
Toodle pip.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2005, 10:53, Reply)
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