It's not me, it's the drugs talkingThey make you do stupid stuff and say stupid stuff. Drugs ROCK! Old-time B3ta person Fraser says, "I remember turning to a flatmate once, after getting stoned and sitting through an episode of Casualty, and proclaiming "Wow! Those actors are *so* talented!". And really meaning it."
What do you regret doing under the influence?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:19)
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Just remembered one from a few weeks ago.A bunch of us went to see Eric Burdon and The Animals for a friends birthday - limo laced with booze, the full works.
When we got there, a few of the gang buggered off for a crafty toke in the back of the limo.
After a fucking awesome show and lots of tears during "House of the Rising Sun", we all ended up back in our local off our heads either on booze or pot.
Now, one of our friends lives quite a few miles away, and there was no way in hell was he allowed to drive, so the bartender grabbed his keys. Don, in pissy mood decides to walk hom. One of our sober friends called him so he could give him a ride and the following phone conversation was thus:
"Don, where are you?"
"On a street"
"Where?"
"In Costa Mesa" (our town)
"Are there any landmarks?"
"There's a treeeee"
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 6:50,
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