Will I be last?
Let's see...

Either way most of the time I have smoked dope I've never had enough to be paranoid (apart from that one time I mentioned earlier when I thought the trees were out to get me).

Thing is though, I still get nicotine rush every time I have a cigarette on an empty stomach. How weak is that?

One last stoner story. Me, four friends, a bag of weed. I start to mess with their heads horribly by starting to giggle at random stuff. Messing with people's heads when you're not as stoned as they are is fun. The trouble is, they returned the favour by getting me even more stoned and then I spent the rest of the evening gazing at posters intently wondering why they appeared to be moving. I was later told I was swaying, very slowly, from side to side.

Or... the time I tried a windmill for the first time. Coughed massively, took a drink of water. With water in mouth, coughed again. Water sprayed all over lightswitch, and a not too amused Irish rugby player from Dublin called Eoin O'Toole. I still laugh about that.

And finally, my idea of a perfect night in. Weed, friends, gamecube, Goldeneye multiplayer. Doesn't get any better than that. Especially when you win!

BTW- Legless, I hope I'm not the one who stole your name- if so, let me know by way of another post on here, and if so, in the spirit of Christmas and me being the nice b3tan I am, I will change it.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 23 Dec 2005, 10:34, Reply)