A mate works on an ambulance, he told me a few weeks back about when they were called to this drunken, drugged up young woman.
The police were in attendance and had arrested her for starting a fight and being a drunken nuisance. She seemed to have lost consciousness by the time the vehicle arrived, was barely responsive to voice and pain stimuli, so the police de-arrested her and released her into the hands of the crew.
Ten minutes later they arrive at A&E. Turns out she had been quietly been undoing the seatbelts, as no sooner had the vehicle stopped then she was up off the trolley and through the back door, and had vanished into the night across the car park.

This sort of thing happens a lot, apparently.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:59, 8 replies)

Good old mum, she has a right laugh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:01, closed)

Your mum is Batman?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:04, closed)

I'm not at liberty to say.
She's not 'not Batman' - if that answers your question?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:07, closed)

Star Trek.
Also, this is in fact a genuine story, not some half arsed film reference.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:08, closed)

Silly.
Star Trek is fiction.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:18, closed)

nah, man.
That was Bruce Wayne.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:16, closed)

Who's got the biggest etc

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:19, closed)

quite so.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:24, closed)