Was it 'wipe their bum and call for a proper doctor'?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:51, 3 replies)

Nah.
'For fuck's sake, don't remove the toy robot, you'll disturb the clot'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:58, closed)

You might also trigger off the bleeding again as well.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:59, closed)

Why would anyone have a toy robot in their aorta?
How would they even get a toy robot into their aorta?

2/10 Feeble
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:04, closed)

It's what the most popular models are doing now. Get with the times dad.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:10, closed)

Sorry son
I temporarily forgot what a massive crushing disappointment you are to me and your mother and expected you to make the slightest bit of sense. I should have known not to get my hopes up
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:24, closed)

You are so, so bad at all this, bless your heart.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:15, closed)

It's up there with 'yeah well your house is rented'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:16, closed)

I'm not sure someone who changes toner cartridges for a living is in a position to mock someone for being a medical professional, do you?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:27, closed)

Well quite
but given that I don't change toner cartridges and the question of whether nursing even counts as a profession has been open to debate for decades, I'm not sure what your point is. Do you need your nappy changed again or something?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:19, closed)

So what do you do?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:19, closed)

Cries on here mostly.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:23, closed)

Well yeah, but I was asking about what he does between doing that and photographing ropey lasses.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:29, closed)

I manually masturbate animals for artificial insemination

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:45, closed)

No I meant for a living.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:47, closed)

Your mum
(see also above answer)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:22, closed)