I called the fire brigade once
Back when I was a student, I was sitting with a few friends in one of the pubs on London Road in Leicester when I noticed smoke billowing out of one of the buildings opposite. One quick 999 call and five minutes later a big shiny red fire engine had pulled up outside, disgorging a crew of firemen who proceeded to put out the fire.

Annoyingly, the young ladies I'd been hoping to impress were much taken with the firemen, less so with the gallant hero who had called them in the first place.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:00, 21 replies)

oh the irony

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:04, closed)

Don'tcha think?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:08, closed)

I think you're a fucking retard, of that helps?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:15, closed)

the firemen had turned up to save the occupants of a building from a terrible fate
but ended up saving some ladies in a neighbouring pub from a terrible fate
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:16, closed)

Yes, that's exactly what happened
They took all the ladies away on their fire engine
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:21, closed)

how ironic

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:25, closed)

They did have to cut someone free from the burning building
but tragically they'd only brought 10,000 spoons with them
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:29, closed)

Haha, like it!!!
Really expanding on the old Morrisette gag eh? Cool post!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:33, closed)

Haha I bet the smoke billowing out was just you and some of your crazy sk8R pals
blowin' a few serious bongs, right? DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN BRO!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:10, closed)

You're actively looking for people to sneer at you.
You've made us part of your grotty masochist fantasies.

:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:41, closed)

never really got this fireman obsession
because I know a few and they are all middle aged fat and bald they'd welcome the attention from the ladies believe me but they'd only get it when a building was on fire
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:58, closed)

It's because cutting bodies from motorway pile-ups is a sexy thing to do

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:13, closed)

I believe it is complusory in Canada to sport a giant moustache when one becomes a firefighter,
even the girls.

And still women swoon when they see what appears to one of the members of Village People in a yellow wet suit, odd. Very odd.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:43, closed)

My missus is from the middle of nowhere in Canada
where all the firefighters are volunteers. Should we move there, I'd be tempted to sign up.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 May 2013, 7:58, closed)

Everywhere seems to be the middle of nowhere out here.
Which Province?

You'll have to grow a huge gay mustache if you do this, you do realise this right?
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:52, closed)

Probably because they had jobs and weren't doing a media studies degree.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:24, closed)

One of the girls was doing a media studies degree
mine is in a completely different subject

but don't let that spoil your attempt at "wit", why not try and have another go?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:23, closed)

I don't think I need to, you're clearly mad enough already.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:37, closed)

madbored of your banal wittering
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:20, closed)

So bored you have to keep replying.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:44, closed)

Your degree clearly wasn't in English grammar.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 17 May 2013, 18:46, closed)