I'd just like to take a moment to thank Dr. Shambolic for providing me with a new username.
last week I changed my username as I was really no longer happy being just plain ole "ringofyre". It was time for a change. I really wasn't that person any more. This was a username I'd started using when I still had a computer capable of booting into windows let alone playing games. It just wasn't really relevant any longer. Whilst I had changed it Brigadier appropriated "ringofyre" and chose to make it his/her own. Good on you.
In the mean time I tried my user number (72597). But hey who wants to be a number, right? So I was kinda just cruising along when shambo posted ^this gem.
It fits perfectly. I'm a miserable cunt, and despite the fact that my wife is the best looking woman I know, clearly he hasn't noticed a woman in a loooong time so it fits just perfectly.
I apologise in advance to both monster munch and moon monkey as the anagram "MM" might get a bit confusing. But hey I'm sure we'll all get over it.
Anyhoo, cheers shambolina - you did me a solid & I appreciate it.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 19 May 2013, 7:31, 4 replies)

whatever shit you just wrote

Abloobloobloo. My username was stolen and the replacement is already funnier and more popular than me. Nobody likes me. Abloobloobloo. I'm going to pretend it's what I wanted all along. Like a six year old girl who got the wrong barbie for christmas. Abloobloobloo.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:49, closed)

Cause it's a competition right?
Just like at high school.

Wow. And here I was thinking I was dealing with a 40 yo. man with a wife and children.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 19 May 2013, 10:40, closed)

You're not dealing with owt, petal.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 May 2013, 11:23, closed)

No worries,
hun.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 19 May 2013, 11:55, closed)

I'm not your ugly wife, pet.
She's the one advertising herself on the shag-a-granny sites. It's an easy mistake to make with this beard and all those tears in your eyes.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 May 2013, 12:28, closed)

As the great AB might say
Whut?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 19 May 2013, 12:51, closed)

"you did me a solid & I appreciate it"
Horrible.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Mon 20 May 2013, 7:28, closed)

It's always gratifying
to be name-checked.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:31, closed)

acronym

( 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:48, closed)

Abbreviation

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:53, closed)