Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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I am royalty - well kind ofI recently became interested in my family tree and started doing some research.
Amazing what you can find out on-line - illegitimate kids, shotgun weddings, unknown adoptions - all good family dirt.
Anyways. It turns out that I'm 100% verifiably descended from Robert the Bruce - the bad guy in Braveheart. And he's the grandson of Henry III of England. And after that they're all related to eachother from shagging their cousins and siblings.
If anybody would like a poo, it's 20 squid. I do take orders, but it may be a couple of days between deliveries.
(, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 17:43, Reply)
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