I just chipped the corner of my front tooth
I have no idea how, or where it is, and I refuse to sift through me poop to look for it, so it looks like this weekend will prove to be more expensive than i had previously planned. Bummer =(.
(goorf, Fri 14 May 2010, 1:32, 7 replies)

Take your poo to the dentist. They will locate the chipped tooth for you. They much prefer this to making a synthetic one. Trust me.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 14 May 2010, 1:42, closed)

From anecdotal experience
If you're charged more than about £40 you're being ripped off.
(Rilux might be pregnant and has bum-aids, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:46, closed)

give up job
apply for benefits.
free dental care
(babyaeroplanes, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:38, closed)

Chipped my tooth
..opening beer. Nice when life lets you know what a cock you are.
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:18, closed)

this annoys me
people who work and pay taxes often can't afford things like this if they happen with no warning. people who don't or, like me, can't work, get treatment free. why shouldn't everyone get free treatment? yes, i know it's not financially a good idea for the economy, but it's still monumentally unfair. you have to fork out hard-earned cash for a chipped tooth, i get a gold tooth for fuck all. it sucks.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 May 2010, 0:58, closed)

You do?
I believe it's some alloy on the back and plastic on the visible teeth on the NHS: at least, that's what me and the mister have had.
Also, it's £45ish for fillings on NHS without the "free" thing... not as scary as private prices.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:43, closed)

my dentist is very good
when i needed my new tooth, he asked if i wanted a white one. then, he looked at me a bit funny and said "you want the gold one because it's shiny, don't you?"
he knows me too well ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 May 2010, 23:23, closed)