* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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perfect qotw for me?probably
i drink farrrrrrrr to much coffee, have a very high fibre diet and work in a sweaty blacksmiths
my records include, a fart being smelt about 10m away no more than about 5 seconds after realse (no wind carrying it either)
countlessly being asked if i've farted again up to ten minutes after farting due to the smell lingering to well
making someone gag on countless occasions
the fact that my jeans smell of farts after work (you have no idea how fucking rank this is)
but for the grand finale i have managed the impossible, i am a man who no longer enjoys his own brand. Thats right, now my own farts repulse me they've got that bad.
oh and just for (almost)shits and giggles
i have aquired many a fantastic nick name due to my parping escapades
but the best two have to be
baldrick and "rot-bot"
length? well duration of over ten minutes
girth? a fall out zone of about 2 miles
(, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 23:21, Reply)
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