School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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DingDingIt's so long since I was at school I can't remember them. I was once attacked by a schoolboy when I was a bus driver so it's nearly on-topic.
He and his mate couldn't be arsed to get up in time to let me know they wanted to get off so I took them past their stop. The boy hero gave me a load of lip then swung one at me; so slowly that I was able to grab his arm and pull him towards me. After I'd scraped his face back and forth across the top of my - very hard knobbly plastic - change machine several times and bounced his head off the windscreen we'd arrived at the next stop and they got off. They didn't say thanks for the good manners lesson or anything! I stopped the service for the night, called the fuzz then went home to bed. Because I was a victim of a crime I got paid my full shift; result!
Mind you, these days he'd get counselling and I'd get banged up.
(, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 11:33, Reply)
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