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I don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.

Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.

Tell us about the legendary fights at school.

(, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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I was with a mate whom the most pious monk would struggle not to want to hurt.
He just had that sort of face. Add to that a penchant for winding people up, and- I won't do him down - not some little skill in that department, and hanging around with him was not good for one's health.

Anyway he'd irritated these older kids at school so much they'd decided to hurt him. I got in the way and somehow they decided I should be the one who should be held by one while the other came up to kick me in the balls.

Somehow, adrenaline no doubt surging through my pathetic barely pubescent body, I managed to use the guy holding me in an arm lock for support and kick the approching would-be ball kicker. I had hoped to do unto him as he would do unto me, but missed and hit him somewhere in the chest. Anyway he backed off and was forgotten about as I writhed like hell to get out of the armlock.

It didn't work. In fact I was only released when there was a loud crash behind us.

Turns out I'd kicked the bloke right in the solar plexus and he passed out.

Result!

I was the hard man of the school until lunchtime.
(, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 15:05, Reply)

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