School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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Tag teamA mate of mine had his bag nicked by some scum from another class at our school. Being the loyal friend that I was, I’d noticed that my mate was having a bit of trouble getting it back from the by now, three lads on the school field.
So, seeing my chance I did what any other mate would do. I ran full pelt at the main protagonist from a distance of about 30 metres without being seen, and then launching myself at his back in a two footed style. I flew through the air for what seemed like a good metre or so, and connected perfectly with the small of his back.
I cushioned my landing to the grass, got up, and dusted myself down. He, on the other hand, fell to the floor like a sack of potatoes and rolled round like an Italian footballer.
My mate grabbed back his bag, throttled one of the lads using his tie and threw him to the floor. Then in true comedy style, just to finish the job off, I got down on all fours behind the final perpetrator, and waited for my mate to push the lad backwards over me. Finally with a nice thudding sound, he cracked his head on the floor and lay their for a while.
Job done.
(, Mon 13 Mar 2006, 16:00, Reply)
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