school trainers
Well when I was a wee nipper in the hey day of secondary school at the bright age of 13 the rage was trainers. Now not some normal trainers oh no these were nicks.Im sure you 80 kids among us must remember these.

Nike air were all the rage at the time and although I wasn’t from the local chav families that sent there spawn to my school.I just had to have these trainers, i wanted these snide nike air !! (why i will never know )

Well these chavs had this idea along with there kappa jackets and there stained trousers to wear these nicks. They were black and probably from a tramps market somewhere, but I wanted them so much so that I even nagged my mother for weeks to get a pair.

So there I was with my mother on a weekend going down to the local crappy market at the Arndale to purchase these £9.99 trainers to fit in with the chavy cool kids.

To this day I’m still haunted by the reminder of buying these and their fake plastic bubble on the bottom of them, and the black tick that went the other way round. Never again shall I hold my head up high.
(Uncle Ed is lurking around, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:07, 7 replies)

Am I reading this wrong?
I'm getting confused at the point

'Just too endlessly waste money and hours and our taxes I felt I was an outsider'

It's probably just me that doesn't understand this post.

I am a bit of a simpleton.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:13, closed)

yep
If you had read the whole the paragraph the ending would have been understood

Fixed it for ya know ;-)
(Uncle Ed is lurking around, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:17, closed)

How's the nuts?
WE MUST KNOW!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:19, closed)

eh?
.
(Uncle Ed is lurking around, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:22, closed)

I was talking to mullered.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:22, closed)

BALLS!
No3L (and I’ll post this again on off-topic)

Thanks for asking about my knackers.

Having been to the doctors, I’ve established the following.

1/ I’m not attracted to silver-haired 50 something men – Which comes as a relief to me, seeing as I’ve spent my time on earth trying to have relationships with women.

2/ It’s not cancer, it’s a cyst. A bloody massive one though, and they’ll be removing it (under local aesthetic) with a needle at a hospital in Swindon – the chances are, there will be several people assisting/observing this ‘procedure’ (I read into that, ‘nurses and students) So in addition to the pain this removal will doubtless cause, my tiny todger will be on display to some of Wiltshire’s medical staff. I don’t expect to find this erotic.

3/ I wasn’t in any real pain before I went to the Dr’s, but post-doctors I’ve got an achey sack. I’m taking neurofen.

4/ My fathers reaction when I told him it was only a cyst? He pissed himself laughing. I’d like to think out of relief, but I suspect its his warped sense of humour and the fact I’m having a needle poked into my two-veg, will be in pain and generally all-round-uncomfortableness tickles him.

All the best,

Mullered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:26, closed)

T-H-E-I-R
THEIR = belonging to them
THERE = in that place
THEY'RE = they are

You did finally use the right one in your last paragraph, to be fair/fare/fayre...
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:45, closed)