The world and my kitchen skills could easilly be fixed.
To make the world a much better place we require some genetic engineering of the fantastic fruit that is the chilli. The chilli is an excellent addition to all meals, however it has the power to ensure that the minute I have finished chopping one I will require a wee.

To make the world a better place, for you and for me... (thanks Michael) and to prevent the jumpy up and down sweary dance, I propose making chillies not affect the skin of my sweaty cheese pants plum. World peace shall prevail.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:19, 3 replies)

Blimey
I haven't seen a post like this in a while. It's like welcoming back an old friend.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:22, closed)

Easy fix!
I bought a new box of those latex gloves the Drs wear, on ebay for about £4 delivered. I use them for hair dye and chopping chilis.
I learnt this lesson after chopping chilis, then driving somewhere later in the evening and rubbing my eye. Yowch!
( user_names_suck, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:32, closed)

desensitise
You can build up your tolerance to chilli peppers with a daily chopping session and workout. Now even if someone just says habanero I get off.
Hasn't done much for my love life though.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 1:18, closed)