Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Supermarket in-your-endo shamefestAfter spending a weekend hanging about with some friends I said farewell and trundled back up the A1 to Hull. Once there I needed to get some shopping in. If you are allready yawning at the thought of this, so was I. Tired after spending all weekend listening to 'your mum' jokes and driving, I was in a near sleep trance when I made it to the checkout.
The youth behind the till innocently asked if I wanted any cash back as I blearlily handed over my card. Keenly honed over the weekend my refelxes jumped in:
YOUR MUM WANTS MY CASHBACK *hipthrust*
In that instance I realised I was surrouned by strangers queing. I shrank to about 6" tall and scurried off muttering 'no thanks I dont require any cashback"
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:25,
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