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Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.

What makes you think that you are getting old?

(, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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Youngsters today scare me.
I wrote this a while ago. I think it sums it up and may entertain a few.

Rap Crap

I see those Hondas goin' down my street
Cranked to the max - an annoyin' beat.
There is no music, it's jus' some rhymes.
Give it a melody, it ain't no crime!

Yo - wassup - with that rap, ccccrap

Bad Company's blarin' in my 'hood
But not '10 From 6' like a homeboy should.
A rapper ain't dope - there's no contenders.
He'd better watch out, where he Ventures.
(twang from 'Apache')

My hubby's downstairs with our Beatles and our Stones
Alice lives here and David Jones.
Turn off that trash before I kill a cop.
Just Gimme Shelter in my classic rock!

Q107 in Toronto.
The only station on my radio-radioooo.
I gotta get outa here and crank a tune,
Movin' to Montana soooooon.

I choose my weapon, it's a mean guitar,
I'll beat your garbage in a stereo WAAAAAR!!!
Good God.......
What is it good for?!!!
(, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 2:03, Reply)

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