GreedBuzzkillington says: "I once worked for Pizza Hut... Whats the the worst thing you've ever done for money?" And while we're here, tell us about greedy people you know. Money or pie, it doesn't matter.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:30)
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If you really want to wind her up Tell her that you put real babies in the baby lotion. She'll freak
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:15, 1 reply)
Nah, she won't fall for that.Babies' melting points are well over 80°C and the homogenisers aren't powerful enough to shred them properly, not even at full speed. Even if it went through the fillers without getting stuck in the nozzle, you'd wind up with tubs full of charred skin and fingers, and they'd definitely fail the micro tests.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:26,
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You could claim that they're in the "with juicy bits" bottlesinstead of the "smooth" ones?
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