Monkeystrumpet reminded me
I have coerced a friend into a couple of food challenges.

The first was one of those supermarket brand 4-in-1 dips (Onion & Garlic, Sour Cream & Chive, horrible one with tiny bits of cheese, and Mexican I believe). He was challenged to eat the whole thing, using only his fingers. This was about 4 in the morning as the party was winding down. He managed almost all of the first three although I had to disqualify him as the majority of it landed on his crotch.

The second was to eat 7 meringues in 4 minutes, without a drink (there were 8 in the packet but I was hungry and had to test the water, so to speak.) He managed this in roughly 3 minutes 40seconds and despite watching him I still have no idea how.
It took me 2 minutes 45 seconds to eat my single nest.
(TheColonel, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:58, 4 replies)

Freakish over-production of saliva?
Does he drool a lot?
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:20, closed)

Only when you tickle his balls

(TheColonel, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:42, closed)

Well who doesn't, a bit?

(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:34, closed)

Cream crackers
They are the true challenge - I believe the aim is to eat four of the things, unaided by water or other substance, in two minutes.

Yet to see anyone finish without cheating and spitting mouthfuls of crumbs down the back of the sofa...
(442, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:13, closed)