GreedBuzzkillington says: "I once worked for Pizza Hut... Whats the the worst thing you've ever done for money?" And while we're here, tell us about greedy people you know. Money or pie, it doesn't matter.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:30)
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Pearoast from 2007 about eyesPicture the scene: 4th year (14-15 yo) Biology class, we're all in pairs dissecting cows' eyes provided by the local butcher. Great fun, you slice the things along the "equator", open it up, get out the vitreous humour (like clear jelly) and chuck bits of it at people, admire the retina, then slice open the front half and take out the lens.
Our eye had a cataract, so the lens was no good for focussing light onto paper like we were supposed to do. So I ask my mate how much he'll take to eat it. "A fiver," he says.
One class whip round later...
Me: "I've got £3.65, will that do?"
Him: "OK" *gulp!*
A little later...
Biology teacher: "Where's your lens?"
Me: "Er... dunno sir."
Apparently it didn't taste of anything much.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 20:08, 1 reply)
not much tastebut very hard, almost like plastic. wouldn't recommend it, unless you are being paid to eat it.
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Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 17:29,
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