Guilty LaughsAre you the kind of person who laughs when they see a cat getting run over? Tell us about the times your sense of humour has gone beyond taste and decency.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:19)
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Ex Girlfriend GuffawsA few years ago when I was with one of my ex-girlfriends, we had to get up early on a Sunday morning for her grandmothers birthday.
We’d been to a friends party the night before and the ex was nursing a pretty full on hangover as we got into the car for the hour long drive up to her grandparents’.
About twenty minutes in to the journey my ex decided that she was going to be sick and asked me to pull over, which I did into a nearby layby. Just as we pulled in, her stomach gave up its contents and she puked what looked like parboiled rice all over her jeans and into her handbag.
She then got out of the car to clean herself off as best as possible and I got out of the car to smoke a cigarette to calm my fraying nerves.
As she bent over a wall to be sick again, she immediately got stung by a wasp right on her forehead. Which in itself was a little bit amusing, the noise however was great “huuuuurrrr-aaaargh!”
Eventually the ex stopped crying and hurling abuse at me and we get back on the road and finally to the grandparents’ house.
When we get there the grandmother lends the ex this big frumpy and flower riddled skirt to change into upstairs whilst she puts her jeans in the wash. By this point the ex is stomping about in an indignant huff and promptly steps on the hem of the skirt and falls down the stairs on her arse.
Her granddad and I are then promptly expelled to the garden for laughing like spooked ducks and then spend an enjoyable morning sat out in the patio listening to the cricket on the radio.
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Dervel OTBC, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:00,
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ClickPurely for the phrase " laughing like spooked ducks" marvellous
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