fuck off you dull cunt
you and the rest of the pricks have RUINED what was my first QOTW story. I'm gutted.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:13, 2 replies)

I'm actually starting to like you, and am seriously considering picking you up and putting you in my pocket to take to show my friends.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:17, closed)

Brightened up
my dull Thursday, anyway.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:18, closed)

^What she said^

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:26, closed)

She?
I'm a very hairy arsed blokey type thing.

Shit. Does that mean I come across girly all the time?

That's my masculinity down the drain then. :) Ah well..
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:29, closed)

Are they filthy racists and homophobes too
I might pass on that. Being next to your sweaty malodorous balls is a big turnoff as well.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:27, closed)

No YOUR mother.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:30, closed)

Get you with the internet upset
you almighty prick
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:36, closed)

Now
Me Me Me Me!!!!
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:39, closed)

Soz mate, but you seem to be ok
No insults for you
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:43, closed)

:(

sniff
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:45, closed)

this is the best bit of this whole thread

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:48, closed)

That's the spirit!
You forgot the Prick insult.

Please, ah go on.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:30, closed)

Cheers Rory
You have brightened up my day with your controversial brand of cuntishness. Whether they mean it or not, the world needs these type of people, although perhaps in the same way Britain needed Thatcher, or Roy Castle needed cancer.
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:29, closed)

It amuses me that simply calling out a shit story as being shit
has caused so much internet UPSET. I haven't really been cunty either. Piston is dull, Vagabond is a homophobe, and Falstaff is a tedious homage to spanky and legless; why the internet tears?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:41, closed)

ITS COS YOU'RE GAY AND THEY HATE YOU

(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:47, closed)

Stop being so judgemental
and fuck off as well.
You're adding a new layer of dullness to my first QOTW story, you've ruined it.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:54, closed)

Ruined?
For you 'First' QOTW story, this is a work of collaborative art.
Everyone should be very proud and should now go a shake whatever body part they wish too.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:01, closed)

Hooray I ruined a QOTW!
Are you fifteen years old by any chance?
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:08, closed)

I hope you fall under a moving car on the way home

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:21, closed)

Just for the record I'm not upset, I am enjoying this one man stand against the oppression of....prickness. The newsletter beckons for controversy alone. In a few weeks, you'll be co-writing it, and in a year's time you'll have Jonathan Ross begging you for scripts.
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:51, closed)

No no no - the first rule is NEVER TO SHOW THE MONSTER!
Only ever HINT at it.

The implications and misdirection was good, but the direct accusation is as flaccid as your mum's cock on bingo night.

Do it again and do it properly.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:52, closed)

One day I hope that someone is able to understand whatever it is that your talking about

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:02, closed)

Most people do.
It's only you and your mates who are too stupid to do so.

That's why I'm ace and you're shit.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:05, closed)

Yes, that must be it
you've certainly won the internet today. You can console yourself with that thought as you cry into your pillow later on.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:20, closed)

Oh no - you've won the internet today.
You've always won the internet.

Well done. Online, you're better than me.

That makes you a better person in real life.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:23, closed)

One day I hope that someone is able to understand whatever it is that your talking about

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:33, closed)

Congrats on winning the internet Mr Vagabond!
Unfortunately this equates to a lifetime's supply of horse porn :(
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:34, closed)