Both guilty and pleasurable
I usually get in about 10-15 minutes early for work, so I always go to the loo first and read the Metro until 9am.

Making a poo last as long as possible, especially whilst at work.

Buying and reading Heat magazine every Tuesday. I actually get fidgety if I can't buy it straight away too.

Monsters Inc.

Bitching about someone at work. There's always someone. The latest girl irritates me intensely because she doesn't drink, smoke, swear or get angry. She's also completely self-obsessed and quite dense but pretty. I am a bitter old cow.

Watching "8 Simple Rules" - I actually miss abc 1. I can't get a good signal for TMF anymore either so I can't watch "Laguna Beach" or "The Fabulous Life Of...".

Hello Kitty.

Those awful "100 Most Annoying Things Ever" programmes on Channel 4 and BBC 3. This reinforces my grumpy sensibilities.

If I cared enough, I'd get a life!
(claireyfairy There's a smell in here that will outlast religion, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 0:14, 4 replies)

Heat magazine?
Seriously?
You're the worst kind of person.

I saw a small part of that channel 4 thing. They were bitching about jugglers and unicyclists, of which I am proficient at both. Non-celeb cunts.
(joepublic 's opinion does not represent that of the public, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 0:48, closed)

Yes, Heat magazine...
...and yes, I do feel less of a person for buying it. I don't even enjoy reading it that much. I think I must be some kind of masochist, either that or I get it for the telly pages.
(claireyfairy There's a smell in here that will outlast religion, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 2:41, closed)

abc1
i miss that too, it used to set my night up. Put on abc1 downstairs, go to bed, and watch daft programmes till silly o'clock in the morning
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:19, closed)

I once found an application called the poo timer
You typed in how much you earned, then when you went for a poo at work you clicked the start button.
When you got back to your desk you clicked the stop button and it would tell you how long your poo was and exactly how much you earned in that time :)
( Weetobix, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 17:22, closed)